A Glass of Friday – Shift by New Belgium

Beer in cans. It’s craft beer showing its true colors. This aluminum renaissance reminds me of literary metaphor – Flowers for Algernon. Charlie, the simpleton, rose to great heights but in the end was just a simpleton.

Thus and so we have Shift, a simple lager from New Belgium. Of course, it’s in a sixteen ounce can. It strives to be different while channeling normal.

In Appearance …
It is standard yellow, like a Budweiser. Very small bubbles do some freebase jumping in reverse, colliding at the beers surface to form snow capped peaks.

That Smell …
Oranges and grass wrapped in tin. But you probably won’t discern such an aroma since the beer is packaged in a can. I poured it in a glass to get a look and a whiff. I am sure this is against the rules for this beer.

But The Taste …
The citrus is prominent. So, did hops plants get crossed with a tangerine or nectarine somewhere in its botanical history? And did the New Belgium-ites decide that would be their variety of choice?

It’s a tad watery, too, mimicking the cheapness of Coors. That’s essentially what this beer is, a macro lager knock-off; a castrated IPA. It’s weird, really. Wait, is this just recycled Ranger? Disguised in a can? Do these guys just soak hops in water and squeeze the water out in a can or bottle?

Join Me For A Plate Of …
Food. Yeah, whatever really. Or not. I think this is supposed to be a stand alone beer.

The Conclusion Of The Matter Is …
Well, I dunno. It’s an “end of shift” beer, so a drink for the blue collar, working class, manufacturing labor whore type. Seems a little highfalutin to me, eh? Were the brewers advisors to the Obama Beer thing? Oh, and package it in a can! Doesn’t that just proclaim “I’m a working class slob”?

This beer isn’t harsh like a pale ale, not bland like a macro-boring-rice-soup-water. But the caustic chalk aftertaste will not make it first on my end of workday beer list. Not refreshing, but interesting. Guess it depends on the day.

Sent from my iPad

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